So my first REAL surgery was a pretty gnarly experience. I acknowledge I’ve already grossly exploited the opportunity to reference my genitals, especially considering I’m a 34-year-old man, but it’s a bit surreal. I guess that’s the last thing I’d imagine requiring medical attention, or at least I had hoped it would be the last thing requiring medical attention. That’s normal, … [Read more...] about The Day After
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The Night Before
Well. It’s the night before the bits-n-pieces that constitute my manhood go under the knife. I suppose I should be anxious or nervous or curious about how it’s all going to pan out, especially considering what specifically lies in the crosshairs of the surgeon, but really I’m just pissed that my workout routine is going to be completely derailed, potentially for a full month. … [Read more...] about The Night Before