Way back in early August of 1996, my parents hauled my brother and I to the Spring Creek Outdoor National in Millville, Minnesota. It was a trip they had been making for many years, but prior to this point, had dumped us off at my grandparents’ as the setting was generally unsuitable for children. … Continue Reading about The Supercross Blizzard
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The Day After
So my first REAL surgery was a pretty gnarly experience. I acknowledge I’ve already grossly exploited the opportunity to reference my genitals, … Continue Reading about The Day After
The Night Before
Well. It’s the night before the bits-n-pieces that constitute my manhood go under the knife. I suppose I should be anxious or nervous or curious … Continue Reading about The Night Before
The Faulty Testicle
So I found out I have a bad ball. If you need me to church it up, the proper term is “varicocele”. Basically it’s a condition where the veins in your beanbag become enlarged, typically on the left side, in a similar … [Continue Reading...] about The Faulty Testicle
The Snow Covered Hill
Think of your mind as a hill covered in snow and your thoughts are sleds going down that hill. After a while, after a lot of thoughts have gone down that hill, there will be these grooves that get deeper and deeper. … [Continue Reading...] about The Snow Covered Hill
The Social Currency of Busy
You hear the word constantly. It’s seemingly forced into every personal and professional conversation. Hell, even strangers can’t wait to shove it right up your ass when given the opportunity. It’s become social … [Continue Reading...] about The Social Currency of Busy